WORLDWIDE
CHURCH OF GOD
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| Interesting QuotesContact God by knee mail Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. You must have have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician. It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. Change is inevitable - except from parking machines. A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company People who practise a religion have been found to be happier, healthier and less stressed than those who don't. Worry is interest paid on trouble before it's due. The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. Progress was alright. Only it went on for too long. A conservative is someone who doesn't want anything to happen for the first time. The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the USA A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it's still an evil. Stubbornness does have its helpful features; you always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow. A true friend is one who is there for you when he would rather be anywhere else. Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were. You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water If you want to truly understand something, try to change it Find something you love to do, and you’ll never work again. It is one thing to wish to have the truth on our side; and another to wish The dictionary is the only place in which success comes before work The real measure of a man's worth is how much he would be worth if he lost all his money. The trick is to die young as late as possible Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of good example There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it. To be able to fill leisure time intelligently is the last product of civilisation One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation. A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he starts to blame someone else We spend the 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 years telling them to sit down and shut up. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... If we are not allowed to laugh in heaven then I don't want to go there. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible! By all means marry. If you get a good wife you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Misery loves company but company does not reciprocate. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back Best friends are people who know you really well and still put up with you! Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it Judge a man by his questions, rather than his answers Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Stress is what happens when we try to impose our will on life Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it Apart from man, no being wonders at his own existence You never get a second chance to make a first impression Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. |
