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CHURCH OF GOD
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Interesting QuotesContact God by knee mail You must have have long range goals to keep you from being
frustrated by short range failures Time is a geat healer, but a poor beautician. It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. Change is inevitable - except from parking machines. A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing
you with company People who practise a
religion have been found to be happier, healthier and less stressed than those
who don't. Worry is interest paid on trouble before it's due. The greatest use of life is to
spend it for something that will outlast it. Progress was alright. Only
it went on for too long. A conservative is someone who doesn't want anything to happen for the first time. The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the USA
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he
fears When you choose the
lesser of two evils, always remember that it's still an evil.
Stubbornness does have its
helpful features; you always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow.
A true friend is one who is there
for you when he would rather be anywhere else.
Money doesn’t always bring
happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine
million dollars. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were.
You must learn from the mistakes
of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
It’s a strange world of language
in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water
If you want to truly understand
something, try to change it Find something you love to do, and you’ll never work again. It is one thing to wish to have the truth on our side; and another to wish The dictionary is the only place in which success comes before work The real measure of a man's worth is how much he would be worth if he lost all his money.
The trick is to die young as late as possible
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of good example
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
To be able to fill leisure time intelligently is the last product of civilisation One of the greatest delusions in the world
is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation. A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until
he starts to blame someone else We spend the 12 months of our children's lives teaching
them to walk and talk and the next 12 years telling them to sit down and shut
up. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... If we are not allowed to laugh in heaven then
I don't want to go there. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others
whenever they go. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible! By all means marry. If you get a good wife
you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Misery loves company but company does not
reciprocate. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back Best friends are people who know you really well and still put up with you! Those who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt the person doing it Judge a man by his questions, rather than his
answers Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness
is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Stress is what happens when we try to impose
our will on life Christianity might be a good thing if anyone
ever tried it Apart from man, no being wonders at his own
existence You never get a second chance to make a first impression |
